Honey, I am the chief of my train. If critics want to hop on board, fantastic. There’s plenty of room. The KP train is fun.
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard
Damn it tumblr. I’m supposed to be sad. Lol
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
A good friend knows when to hold you back.
A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.
I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures
All I really want is to go on a date. To have someone tell me I look pretty. Spend a few hours with someone, laughing and getting to know them. Is that so much to want?
