just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
cupkakekitten: All I really want is to go on a date. To have someone tell me I look pretty. Spend a few hours with someone, laughing and getting to know them. Is that so much to want?
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
rhymewithrachel: fartgallery: fire-is-better-than-water: fartgallery: mega—horn: fartgallery: butterbeer-forthesoul: fartgallery: are you greg yes hello greg can we add another greg to the party hello gregs i am also greg too many gregs You could say it’s a…. congregation
diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset
exusememiss: quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence “had had”
jimmyneutronsdad: what beautiful weather outside. today im gonna blog in shorts
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: itsrainingblogs: So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you” My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.” SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM...
fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about you” or “i was just about to text you” or something because the fact that i occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing i just
me: [walking past music store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
jesussbabymomma: DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls...
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
that awkward moment when the person you like comes...
and you just stand there like while your friends glare at you like
yelyahwilliams: jonathandiener: Spend less time trying to fit in and more time embracing what makes you different. You can always be a better version of yourself, but you need to start by being OK with who you are now. I subscribe to this