katyperry: Get me on waxxx #recordstoreday 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
SHES SO CUTE I WANNA SQUISH HER
"The blonde and the brunette.""One or both is like a doctor or scientist or something."
“One or both is in law enforcement”
“Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.
i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked
"I stopped focusing on what other people think a while ago. If you try to be everything to everyone, you’ll end up completely confused"
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER
DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED
the description gets me everytime
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged